There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
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In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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