i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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