you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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