I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
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He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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