so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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