I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
i've created a new STD.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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