hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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