At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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