There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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