Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
there was a trapeze. enough said
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM