I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.