big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
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she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
The adults are the big ones right?