Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
found the other keg... it's in the tree
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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