it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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