and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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