he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
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U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
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Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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