Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
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I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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