have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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