Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
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LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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