I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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