Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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