Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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