Plan B is the new Plan A
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
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That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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