I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
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Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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