i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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