And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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