BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
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I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
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I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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