is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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