sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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