no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
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just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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