Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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