doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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