I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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