I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
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my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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