I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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