I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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