similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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