sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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