no. you can't hotbox the world.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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