And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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