Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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