awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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