did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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