when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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