matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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