She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
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I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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