Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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