K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
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Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
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I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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