I'm eating all of the evidence.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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