She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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