And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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