i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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