I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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