Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
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Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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