i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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