You're a womanizer and a bitch.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Randomize
