This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
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Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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