Quick, to the slutcave!
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
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i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
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say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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