Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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