wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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